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g'day mate.... from the land down under!
July 23

I've been tagged

Hi everyone -- I've been tagged by Nikki, so here is 8 things people might not know about me, as I really don't write or say much about myself on here or in real life, I'm a pretty private person with my thoughts and feelings, but I will try if I can think of something to write about without saying too much lol.

Number 1 -- Family -- family means the world to me, I would do or give up anything for my family.

Number 2 -- still family -- I'm the youngest and best looking boy out of 6 boys in my family, no I'm not, I'm just teasing lol -- I have 5 brothers -- and 5 sisters.

Number 3 -- feelings-- I usually keep my feelings and thoughts to myself, I'm a pretty private person, and I usually don't let my feelings show,or been known , I usually deal with them in my own way, but just because I don't let people know my feelings or see me cry, don't mean I'm more of a man then people that do show their feelings, probably in reality it takes more guts for a man to show their feelings, then hide them.  But I guess I'm just old-fashioned in that way.

Number 4 --  Religion -- I'm Catholic, although I don't go to church much at all, I still believe in God.

Number 5 -- Politics -- I'm not really devoted to any particular political party, I swing from one to the other, and vote for whoever I think will do the best thing for the country at the time.

Number 6 -- Star sign Scorpio -- I was born on November the first.

Number 7 -- favourite number -- 7 --favourite colour -- Blue

Number 8 -- just a random thought -- I believe it's not how many times you get knockdown, but how many times you get back up, that's what really counts.  Everybody gets knockdown or disappointed in life, but you can't let things beat you, you just get on with life and make the best of what you have.  Don't worry about what you don't have, just be grateful for what you do have.  And try to treat people the way you would like to be treated.
 
Take care everyone I hope everyone is well.  Catch up with you all again soon I hope.
Ash.
June 03

R.I.P Bill

 

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I came here to write a tribute to Billy but I can't, so I am just going to say.
Goodby Bill I Miss you rest in peace mate X. X.
Billy.

April 01

G'day and bye for now.

Hi everyone how are you all?  Doing ohk I hope.
As you know I haven't been on spaces much lately.
I was hoping to get back on spaces before this but I haven't got around to it yet, and I just wanted to say I probably won't come back for a while yet, I don't know how long I will be away for, but I will try to catch up with everyone of you now and again, so if you see my name at someone's else's space please don't think I'm ignoring you I will catch up to you as soon as I can.

Take care everyone.  I will be back sometime to catch up with everyone.

Cya later Ash X. X.
March 05

man or woman


Just a few observations why this or that should be male or female lol.
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them

.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Just a couple of thoughts to think about. 

Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy.

Take care everyone, I hope you all have a nice day.  Ash..
February 20

Just a couple of gender jokes

Just a little bit of trivia for us blokes to have a bit of smile about lol, I added a couple of things at the bottom so you women won't think I'm a complete chauvinistic pig lol.

Ten reasons why a handgun is better than a woman, LOL.

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

 #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 
This is to even it up for the women who might read this.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.

Why are hangovers better than men?
Hangovers will go away.

How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.  

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
 I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

Take care everyone I hope you all have a nice day.
Ash X.

 
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               greetings to you  dear friend ...always ...connie


6 days ago
Gregwrote:
 
 

G’day Ashley…

What you say we start raising Kobe beef cattle.

When ready for sale…$150 dollars a pound. Cha-ching!

Be well…Greg

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June 26
Juliawrote:
Hi,   
 
love the pics of the Horses.  Well could I not since they are my favorite animal.
 
Well good day to you,  my friend.
June 23
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         wish you and your family a wonderful summer
            filled with sunshine and good weather.take care
                    hugs to you dear friend ....always
                                     connie

June 22
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June 15
Hello Ashley, thanks again ,I'm fine
             I hope you do the same
Wish you a great week my dear friend
             take care ...connie
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Hello Ashley... wish you a wonderful day and the week to come.
                      take care ...hugs to you dear friend... connie
                                  
June 1
SETHwrote:
If you my friend, were to jump off a bridge, I would do the next best thing. I would row a boat out to save you’re a** and then ask you “… now why the heck did you go and do that for, did ya really think I would follow ya?…”
Have a great upcoming week!


June 1
May 19
Geriwrote:
Hello!! Ash  :o)
Thanks! for the visit.  Just dropping by to wish you a great day and a great week ahead! 
Glad you ejoyed the round of drinks on me! . :o)  
 
Take care,
Geri
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May 13
Geriwrote:

Just dropping by to wish you a great weekend!! !  A round of drinks on me..lol :o)

Take care, Ash

 
Geri
xx
 
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May 1
Geriwrote:
Hi! Ash :o)
 
Just dropping by to say hello on this Wednesday. Hope your having a great week so far!!
 
Geri
xx
 
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Apr. 30